I don't do drugs.I do not smoke.I do not drink.And never tried having sex with someone.I always listen what all the people are telling. Moreover, I speak with them.I act normal, because I am.Specialy when I feel psycho inside. Funniest thing is...that this all was just a joke.
p.s. about feeling psycho inside...this one was real.
"But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked.
"Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat. "We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat. "or you wouldn't have come here."